Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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