I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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