can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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