He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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