sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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