im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
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I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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