Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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