What did we do last night that was yellow?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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