that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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