I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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