it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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