In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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