I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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