i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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