Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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