Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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