Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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