I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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You're breaking my sexual little heart
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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