Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
