My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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