i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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