just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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