I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
