it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Randomize
