i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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