She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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