I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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