if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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