I wanna bring you to show and tell
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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