He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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