My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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