My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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The power of my boobs compel you
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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