Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Of course I have a pirate flag
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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