i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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