how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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