Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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