wakey wakey hands off snakey
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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