D3 body, D1 cock
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
We don't watch enough power rangers
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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