I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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