What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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