She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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