she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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