i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think my fart just growled at me.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
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I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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