I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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