just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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