I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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