Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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