We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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