I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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