hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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