we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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