tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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